1876 Lt Colonel
Garnet Quilp, "Chinese Quilp" due to his love of takeaway cuisine, is
serving in the army of the Khedive of Egypt.
He has arrived in Suakin to take command and decides to take a column
into the hills east of Suakin. His
intention is to take supplies through to an isolated Egyptian garrison at the
Fort of Bir Tamat, on the cavaran route to Berber and the 5th cataract of the
Nile.
The bandit chieftain and slaver Amir In Yashed has decided
to attack the hated Egyptians
I wanted to try out the Men who Would be Kings Rules against
a more conventional set, the Sword and the Flame. I`ve
never really liked the fact that the Sword and the Flame use 1 d20 per figure
firing... It seems like a crazy business
to me, but in the interests of pitting the new rules against the Industry
standard for Colonials I thought that it would be an interesting idea.
Time to get my terrain down and begin rolling dice. Quilp Pasha had a unit of Egyptian Fellah
regular Infantry, and a poor quality Egyptian field gun and crew. Giving the Mahdists a big unit of Irregular
infantry and a unit of Irregular Cavalry/camelry made the points pretty much
even.
The Egyptians had
camped, and deployed in front of their camp, which I counted as rough
terrain. The Mahdists entered on the
opposite table edge and stormed across, the Camelry on their left taking a wide
loop to outflank the Egyptians. Once the
Dervish foot closed to within firing range I rolled for Quilp Pasha's character. turns out he is chronically short sighted and
his unit can only fire at close range.
"I say are those our chaps? ... no What, what... hold your Fire fellows..." He spent his time trying and failing to get
the Egyptians to form close order for a volley.
When the moment to fire finally did come the Egyptian
Fellahs let loose a devastating blast, assisted by the gun and crew. It almost literally blew the Mahdist foot
away. There was no way they could
survive a pinning test after that.
Tribal infantry would have gone to ground, but this lot just milled
about, pinned. Under the Sword and the
Flame a similar result occurred. There
was no restriction on longer range shooting and the Egyptians fire what felt
like volleys to stem the advance. The
casualties were nothing like as devastating, but a failed test saw the dervish
slink away, forced to retreat.
The Camelry meanwhile under Amir in Yashed (who turned out
to be an effective leader) struck the flank.
Here we go I thought... Ah but
under the rules if one figure is in melee the whole unit counts. No sweeping in from the flank to carry away a
line in Men Who Would Be Kings. The
Egyptians could put up a stout defence in theory... Under the Sword and the Flame the Egyptians
broke and ran, but gloriously Quilp Pasha was able to aim his revolver and
shoot the Amir out of the saddle!
Under
Men who would be Kings the Egyptians rolled dismally and were swept away
anyway, the Camelry following up and giving them a second thrashing. Quilp Pasha rolled snake eyes, double one is
an Officer Casualty, so down he went, stabbed to death by the Amir.
A great little game.
I have to remember that this is a skirmish. The Infantry squares of a battle are less important
here. The Sword and the Flame are great battle
rules, with some lovely touches. I`m
going to stick with the Men Who Would be Kings for a while however. The small number of figures I use short
changed the Sword and the Flame. Given a
bigger collection however...
In his lecture to the Royal Geographical Society in 1908 Sir Garnet Quilp described his miraculous survival and the terrible wounds inflicted by the Amir in graphic, if not salacious detail. His imprisonment pending a ransom being paid and his subsequent escape whilst dressed as a pantomime horse only added to his reputation with Horseguards.
An entertaining and stirring account. Yet I have consulted my volumes of Cassell's History of the War in the Soudan and can find no mention of this particular incident or indeed any mention of Sir Garnet being in Suakin. Perhaps he garnished the story for his audience; the RGS do an excellent lunch so I'm told.
ReplyDeleteWell his nickname at the Academy was always "fibber Quilp." It seems unclear how he managed to fight the same battle twice and survive being unequivocally killed... twice.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for that pantomime horse outfit... the Geographical Society would not approve methinks.