The Cards
I've done a lot of work on my MPs cards for the Low Whig, High Tory Parliament. I have dozens upon dozens of these, some affiliated to Whig or Tory, some allocated on draw.
Most of the unaffiliated MPs are of very low influence 1-2.
🏛️ Comic Politicians — Scandals & Reputations
Colonial Opportunist / Radical (Fixed)
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Sir Marmaduke Whitemoor. 3, Colonial Opportunist- Changed his views on land reform three times during the same luncheon.
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Julian Fagg, Esq 2. — Radical
Advocated universal suffrage until elected, whereupon he lost all enthusiasm. -
Lord Archibald Muckrake 2 — Colonial Opportunist
Personally exposed corruption in every office except those he occupied. -
Mr Erasmus Parkour - Minor 2— Radical
Denounced inherited privilege while quietly inheriting three estates. -
Sir Edwin Podsnap 2— Colonial Opportunist
Believed the Empire worked best when it worked for him. -
Sir Lionel Waffleton 2— Radical
Never took a firm position, but loudly condemned those who did.
Unaligned – Party Determined by Card Draw
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The Right Honourable Percival Blott 1
Rose to prominence by never contradicting the last speaker. -
Alderman Septimus Cringe 1
Apologised so profusely in debate that no one noticed he voted the wrong way. -
Lord Horatio Puffington 1
Famous for speeches that began magnificently and ended nowhere. -
Mr Ambrose Tittlebat 1
Once filibustered himself into unconsciousness. -
Colonel Reginald Bumble-shute 1
Insisted civilian politics required “a firm hand and a louder voice.” -
Sir Giles Slubberworth 1
Accused of impropriety but cleared after misplacing all relevant documents. -
Mr Thaddeus Sneerwell 1
Opposed every bill on principle, especially those he had not read. -
Viscount Wilberforce Twaddle 1
Considered compromise a sign of moral weakness—unless necessary. -
Mr Bartholomew Wheeze 1
Absent from Parliament for health reasons during every critical vote. -
Sir Humphrey Dithers 1
Formed three committees to decide whether action was required. -
The Hon Montague Flannelby 1
Known for passionate speeches followed by immediate retractions. -
Alderman Tobias Grindlewig 1
Built his reputation on fiscal responsibility and other people’s money. -
Mr Cornelius Blatherskite 1
Spoke at great length on matters he only half understood. -
Captain Augustus Windbag (Ret.) 1
Invoked military discipline while refusing to obey party discipline.

















































