Cestria, 1880. Inspector Rumpo of The North Durham Constabulary has taken command of the demoralised Chester le Street detachment. He has been ordered to sort out this lawless town, victimised for years by the Likely Lads, an armed criminal gang.
Sergeant Sidney James
Senior Constable Ronald Corbett
Constable James Dale
Constable Bernie Cribbins
Constable Chas Hawtrey, with Police dog "Flash."
Probationary Constable Les Phillips
CID
Detective Sergeant Ronald Barker
(Constable Philips is a wildcard. He is dice controlled and will spend any game following a lady, usually any lady. Ding dong!). Ted Ray had been intended for the part of the Sergeant in Carry on Constable but because of studio politics Sid James played the role instead. The two Ronnies are added to my complement with a few other Carry on stalwarts making up the numbers.
The North Durham Likey Lads
The Likely Lads are yet another of those late Victorian criminal gangs. Gateshead to the north has it's Pervy Blinkers, Sunderland has its Dirty Cats and Durham has the Tattsyrup Locals.
Gang leader Bad Bob Bewes is a local legend and the only thing he is afraid of is his wife, Thelma.
Terry Bolam
Thirsty Gazza
Timmy Healy
Bobby the Rob
Big Ant
Wee Dec
Hardcase Cherl
Jimmy the Nail
The Public
Miss Scarlett
Reverend Quincy Green
Dr Plum
Mrs White
Mrs Peacock
Corporal Mustard
Cestria Market Square |
Constable Dale has words with Bob Bewes and his mate Terry |
Gazza and Healy leave the Red Lion, and are seen by PC Phillips, but he ignores them |
Gazza fires a shotgun into the air. A proper headbanger that boy. |
Whistles blow. The Inspector leads reinforcements into the Market Square |
Sergeant Corbett fires a round at Gazza, who on that shock roll of one runs for it. |
The plot point produces Miss Scarlett. PC Phillips gives chase at a fast walk. |
"Ding Dong" |
Bob and Terry leave the Joiners arms, having drawn a "steal lead from the church roof" crime card, but PC Cribbins has a cautious moment. |
But disaster for Bob as his wife appears. The Likely Lads run for it and peace breaks out. |
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