Auguste, Duc a L'Orange squares up for a fight |
Oh Captain Whitmore Sir,
Terrible events have occurred here on the Carnatic
Coast. There has been a battle, a proper
full sized fight, and this time it was not the half trained Militia of the
Bhuna that we faced, but the French trained regiments of the Typhoo Sultan
himself.
Mr Grahame, now a Most worthy Captain, called it a "classic encounter," but for the Sepoys it was a most unfortunate happenstance. The Bhuna may well be the local Nawab, but
compared to the Sultan he has only small rupees as we say here in Fort George. We had reached as far as Chinta on the Arcot
Road, almost within sight of the walls of Madras itself. Major Williams, the Thundering Pig, began to
scream and shout about deployment, and we formed our lines with the village on
our left, believing that he had gone mad, yet again.
But no, here they appeared, the green turbans of a
Regiment of the Typhoo Sultan, led by his tame Frenchman, the Orange Duck.
Major Williams rode his horse to the front of our
line. He began to sing, intending to
inspire us, but not in the proper English, but in a language he calls Walsh, a
barbarous nonsense. His horse is a mare
called Daisy, a sad eyed animal cursed with a nervous bowel, and internal
wind. She proceeded to create a great
spectacle of urine, dung and wind, much to the amusement of the Sepoys, and our
British Officers.
The Major dismounted and slapped his horse on the rump, a
mistake since she let loose a last burst of horse pee over him, and then she ran off towards
the approaching Sultanate troops. The Major
began shouting that he wanted the saucy mare back, and that he would wipe off
this “horsepiss” using the Typhoo’s battle flag. We advanced to the fight...
2nd Madras
Major “Shut-up” Williams
Captain Gunnar Grahame
Subedar Major Haidar Sikh
5 Companies /Groups of Regular Line
1 Flank Company /Group of Skirmishers
1 Water carrier (Gunga Din!)
1 Musician
1 Physic (Chandra Bogennoor, most qualified Doctor)
The Sultanate
Colonel Auguste Bols, Duc a l’Orange
Lord Ram Bham the Tiger Hunter of Typhoo
Subedar Ravi Shankar
3 groups of Regular Line
2 Groups Native Skirmishers
2 Groups of Native cavalry
1 Holy Man The Yogi of Extreme Holiness
1 Scout Mahbub Ali, the Red Beard. (in homage to Kipling, and as played by Errol
Flynn in this game!)
Both sides entered the table at opposite ends of the road
dicing to see which of their three entry points they use. The 2nd Madras use point 3, the
Sultan’s troops point 2.
FORCE SUPPORT
Both sides select 4 points of support
Neither side can select entrenchments or any other static
defences
To win a victory one side must force his opponent to
withdraw from the table, either voluntarily or
due to a reduction in Force Morale, whilst keeping his
own force’s own Force Morale at 3 or
greater. If neither side achieves this, both will withdraw,
leaving the ground unconquered.
MINOR CHARACTERS
Two civilian Minor Characters are present on table. They
have no objective but are simply conducting their everyday business.
1. The richest man in Chinta is Donesh Trump, of Dutch
Indian heritage, a cad, bounder and cowardly wind bag, who is trying to find a famous Courtesan rumoured to be staying in the
village. He is carrying a small fortune
in rupees.
2. The Courtesan Jani of Bhalti is also present in Chinta,
guarded by a group of well armed mercenaries.
This looks like it may be a spicy one so securing a comfortable fall back would appear to be of paramount importance. Look to your rear Randi my boy!
ReplyDeleteOh Most praiseworthy Doctor, it is in the Navy that this problem of protecting the rear occurs. I am not yet done with the saucy mare, but as I halted the game Major Williams was neglecting his duties and importuning the Jani of Bhalti. I really like the civilian characters idea, necessary in this scenario, and will be keeping a random selection on hand.
DeleteAs the old Indian proverb says "Robbing Donesh Trump of a bag of rupees? That is how to start a most excellent day!"