The Pipe-leaf Downs

Hairfoot Jousting, the league continues.

The Teams

The Crumblewick Jousters

Team Captain: Dildo Shaggins
Mount: sheep (soft)
Cookpot, rolling pin

Bingo Bumfoot
Mount : Dog (energetic)
Felt hat and broomstick

Ponto Puddles

Mount: Goose (Aggressive)

Stick.

The South Meadow Thistles

Team Captain: The Gaffer

The Gaffer, Mount: Turkey (bouncy)
Walking stick

Nobby Pailhat
Mount Pig ((Deliberate)

Rumpo Rumpfoot, Mount Giant Weasel helmet and fence post.

The Game

Crumblewick vs the South Meadow Thistles 

South Meadow win initiative.

The South Meadows go for the joust target

Round 2.  South Meadow ring the bell 

Shaggins performs poorly.  He has lost three endurance by the end of turn two!

Turn three.  The South Meadow call it right and ring it three times in round three!  Shaggins picks up another endurance.

Bumfoot collides with fence after fence.

Shaggins is knocked off the sheep. The South Meadows ring the bell for the fifth time in round 5.  It's a comprehensive defeat for Crumblewick.

With the joust target still ringing everyone goes for a half pint of ale.

The venue are serving "Old Short and Stout," 9,% abv.  Very hoppy, perfect for enjoying by the foot ( the Hairfoot version of a yard of ale."