Oh Missus! Stop messing about...
Oh, suit yourselves. ..
The Prologue
The bride to be, Lascivia, personal vetted all of the Gladiators involved. Even the female ones. She is keen!
My master, Biggus Brutus has decided to try his luck in Ostia again. Things have quietened down following the great scandal of a few months ago. Flouring a chimp and using dwarf gladiators to make it look like a great ape seemed such a good idea at the time. The Thracian Lanista Fartakiss is still annoyed about the chimp!
On with the games...
My new 20mm Gladiators from Newline Designs |
Our "stable."
Thorinus the Thracian, Regius Minimus, Prince of Dwarves. Our primus gladiator.
Balinus the Secutor
Sinister the left handed Retarius
Gracia Bibendum, the Ethiope, is that really a woman?
The Ostian Gangsters stable
Brawnius
Condomus
Judah Ben Horse
Swiftus Dikkus.
The Bouts
The first bout Swiftus Dikkus against Grace Jones... sorry Gracia Bibendum, the clash of the Thracians...
Gratzia with three nines! Ambulance for Swiftus. |
It becomes a chase. |
And down he goes, no longer so swift |
The second bout Retarius Judah ben Horse against Balinus the Secutor
"But I know this man!". Judah gets stuck in. |
Balinus is netted and put down. Not what my Ludus wanted to see! |
Third bout, the criminal Maximus Lardus, a former soldier condemned after a drunken brawl. Condomus of the Blindus Ludis drew the lot to fight the bout.
Lardus was condemned for his bristling moustaches. Condomus over matches him. |
But it goes the distance. Biggus Brutus makes an offer to buy Maximus Lardus. |
Lastly the headline event
The brutal Brawnius the Murmillo against Thorinus the Thracian
Thorinus goes in full steam with a charge. He takes three hits out of Brawnius. |
But this too looks like it will go the distance. |
And our winner, Condomus. Turns out he was well protected. |
The Ludus Brutus has lost two won one and bought a criminal with a moustache.
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