From Umpire 06.10
As planned, you
were at the bridge by 05.30, armed with your trusty Pumpenschtick. The advance
reconnaissance squadrons began crossing at 06.00. However, the lead Uhlans were
soon in disarray, after the lead horse bolted at the sight of a fat baron waving
a Pumpenschtick.
That said, your
reconnaissance squadrons are now underway. The Hussars have advanced through
Alt Goldberg and you can still see the Uhlans, in the distance, climbing the
hill to Neu Sellheim.
The
advance guard has not yet reached the bridge: your aide informs you that there
has been some sort of incident between an officer of the Hussars and a melon
smuggler’s daughter.
I shall
of course respond by mounting Esmerelda my faithful old mare, and trot to the
scene of the hold up, pumpenschtick held aloft, shouting "advance,
advance"
If this
piece of subtlety does not work I will order the arrest of anyone blocking the
column by a couple of handy hussars, and have any debris cleared from the road
as quickly as possible.
I do hope
it's not an upturned melon cart! I will of course support my Officer, so
long as he gets going towards that bridge.
Melon
smuggling is a hanging offence in the Blue and I will have my provost informed,
as soon as I see one of them.
Once I
have cleared this I will return with the column to see the advance guard over
the bridge.
I'm
regretting missing that Apricot pie.
From Umpire 06.20
Your
reconnaissance parties are underway: the Hussars passing beyond Golberger Feld
and the Uhlans moving SW to Nennweiler Station.
You arrived at
the head of the advance guard column to find an obviously inebriated Captain
Phillips and a somewhat dishevelled smuggler's daughter. Naturally you demanded
to see the offending melons, whereupon Captain Phillips exclaimed 'I say, ding
dong!', before falling off his horse. With much cajoling and waving of the
Pumpenschtick you eventually succeeded in getting the column moving again.
You are
currently on the northern outskirts of Neu Goldberg, where the rear of the
jager battalion is entering the town.
Your main body is
waiting on the road SW of Neu Golberg and the artillery and baggage are still
encamped on the heights around Villa Schonblick.
I shall steer my mare Esmerelda
back to the Bridge leading the Jagers of the Advanced Guard and see them
across. I will leave my ADC at the Bridge and take myself up into Alt
Goldberg to overlook the Goldberg Feld to the South and satisfy myself that I
haven’t got Flatulenz coming on.
My intention is then to return to the Bridge to supervise.
From Umpire 0630
The View South
Clear
From the Baron
I will send word back to Major Fahrtgasse to bring the main body on as ordered. I will ride Esmerelda up to join my cavalry patrols on Pt136 (is it called “Aus dem Kipning?” On the Kipnings? that would make these two hills the Kipnings. Anyway I`m off up to the left nipple to see if I can spot any stiffening of the red further south.
From the Baron
I will send word back to Major Fahrtgasse to bring the main body on as ordered. I will ride Esmerelda up to join my cavalry patrols on Pt136 (is it called “Aus dem Kipning?” On the Kipnings? that would make these two hills the Kipnings. Anyway I`m off up to the left nipple to see if I can spot any stiffening of the red further south.
Ahem...
Pumphosen
From Umpire 0640
You spur on Esmeralda and make the heights of Auf dem Kipning and survey the ground south.
Pickets are ordered South onto Die Wiesse Burg and Der Rothe Burg summits
My compliments to Oberst Von Trotha
His advanced Guard are to occupy the heights of Die
Wiesse Berg (the white Mountain.)
The Jager will occupy the Rothe Burg overlooking Nennweiler
to their West, Cavalry patrols to lead the way, and inspect Nennwieler.
I will return to my main body to bring it forward. As ordered V regiment will march straight
down the Nennwieler road following the Advanced guard.
I will divert the VI Regiment to take the Under construction railway line, taking the road west before the woods south of Alt Goldburg. (Shades of Mannassas Junction and 1st Bull Run here) They will be following the cavalry Squadron already on this road.
I will also swap mounts with Farhrtgasse to rest
Esmerelda.
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